Douchebags Baby

by Masta Artisan

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Parody of "Picasso Baby" by Jay-Z


Sleeping with my own little Venus
but the modern version, with better features
Yeah, that's my Botticelli
You must be making a sandwich, cause I know you're getting' jelly!
She's my canvas, and the easel is my wallet
So when I'm splashin money on her, call me Jackson Pollock!
I'm all about my chedda and art, though!
So it's Monet, Cash, and Jo… sé Orozco!
With my Rothkos and brothels I'm surrounded by fair faces
'Cause I got more than TWO nudes descending my staircase
So don't disrespect, you think you're richer, you wanna bet?
Well, that's a bet you're going to (to lose) Toulouse… Latrec!


released August 16, 2013
Written by Masta Artisan and Kyle Kallgren



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